Barry_1066 Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Over the years, the term 'Fleetfoot' has been adopted by many halflings as an implication that someone is stupid. The fact is, a real member of the Fleetfoot family has as much chance of being intelligent as any other family.... but unfortunately for them, they have become the focus of the 'joke'. Speaking of jokes..... A Fleetfoot is walking along a river. She looks across the river and sees the meadow is sunnier so she decides she wants to be there instead. Looking up the river, she sighs as she cannot see a bridge. Looking down the river, she frowns because there seems to be no bridge there either. Looking across the river, she sees her twin brother. "Hey Dingus! How do you get to the other side of the river?" she calls. "Why d'you ask Moronica? Yer already on the other side." And thusly, the jokes are made. Link to post Share on other sites
