Shrieka Steinhammer's Songbook

[Mike (DM Mykkal)]

The book of bawdy songs and terrible tales.

[Mike (DM Mykkal)]

from Chat GPT

for the 6/19/2023 game

(Verse 1) Oh, gather 'round, lads and lasses, I'll tell you a tale so grand, 'Bout a well-hung halfling, a legend in the land. His name was Drago, a traveler of renown, From Bree he set off, for the Shire he was bound.

(Chorus) Well, he's Drago the halfling, a sight to behold, With a mighty weapon, the stories unfold. From Bree to the Shire, he roamed far and wide, With a swagger in his step and a gleam in his eye.

(Verse 2) Now, Drago was no ordinary hobbit you'd find, He had a reputation for leaving hearts behind. With a stature so small, but a charm so bold, The ladies couldn't resist, they'd do as they were told.

(Chorus) Well, he's Drago the halfling, a sight to behold, With a mighty weapon, the stories unfold. From Bree to the Shire, he roamed far and wide, With a swagger in his step and a gleam in his eye.

(Verse 3) He traveled through forests, through meadows and glades, Whispered rumors of his prowess, as his fame never fades. The lasses would giggle, the lads would stare, As Drago passed by, with a confident air.

(Chorus) Well, he's Drago the halfling, a sight to behold, With a mighty weapon, the stories unfold. From Bree to the Shire, he roamed far and wide, With a swagger in his step and a gleam in his eye.

(Verse 4) In the Shire, he arrived, a hero of lore, The hobbits were curious, they'd never seen this before. But Drago was humble, a lover at heart, He'd share his well-hung secrets, make the ladies depart.

(Chorus) Well, he's Drago the halfling, a sight to behold, With a mighty weapon, the stories unfold. From Bree to the Shire, he roamed far and wide, With a swagger in his step and a gleam in his eye.

(Outro) So here's to Drago, the well-endowed lad, From Bree to the Shire, he made the lasses go mad. His legend lives on, a tale of great size, The halfling with the weapon that brought tears to their eyes!