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Posted 09 January 2012 - 12:01 AM

Inside the Feisty Chicken Inn...

You are worthless for a son in law.

You paid too much for this inn.

You are a cheapskate for anything my daughter wants.

You drink too much.


*complain complain complain*

Lino's mother-in-law is in town for the holidays and she's getting on his nerves. In fact she has the whole inn on edge.

To the patrons Lino exclaims "She's a frigid, bullheaded, poison-tongued evil woman! I just want her gone!"

And as easy as that, the Man with Thistledown Hair whisks her away.

Terrified of what Fiona's reaction will be of having lost her mother, Lino quickly barters with the Man with Thistledown Hair.

"She's a real prize, a gem of a women. Her cold nature is warming; She's delicately stubborn; Her poison tongue is poetry... she'll cost you a pretty sum for her return."

The Man with Thistledown Hair says he requires epic adventurers to thrill and engage him.

All Lino can muster up is the current patrons in the bar.

Will it be enough to bring ma home before Fiona finds out?
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Posted 16 January 2012 - 11:40 AM

In a remote farming village.

The Man with Thistledown Hair stifles his laughter and grows serious.

"You need to work harder to entertain me. Otherwise this is an utter disappointment."


The adventurers begin to protest but all that comes out is...

Moo.

MOO.

MOO?

MOO?!

MOO MOO!!

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 12:33 PM

In a misty blue tower.

Adventurer 1: Hey, look at the mysterious green fog.

Adventurer 2: Let's explore the caverns in the basement.

Adventurer 3: But, this mysterious green fog must be important?

Adventurer 4: No, let's explore the caverns in the basement.
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 12:06 AM

The most delicate flower wilts says the Man with Thistedown Hair, but if you want her back, ask her to dance.

The adventurers find their way through a strange house and find Lino's mother in law in the midst of a strange party.

Would you dance with me? asks one of the adventures.

Of course, she replies and disappears.

I will keep the most interesting parts of her for myself. The rest is yours.


The adventures suddenly find themselves back in the Feisty Chicken where a very loving, cheery mother in law helps her son in law with the tasks in the inn.
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